Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs

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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
‘ I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy.
‘ I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy.
‘ I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
‘ I want a nice big steak,’ said the first piggy.

‘ I would like the salad plate,’ said the second piggy.
‘ I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
‘ I want a banana split,’ said the first piggy.
‘ I want a cheesecake,’ said the second piggy
‘ I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ exclaimed the third little piggy
‘ Pardon me for asking,’ said the waiter to the third little piggy,’
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?’
The third piggy says –
‘Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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